Cake Petronus

1. text post Sat, May. 26, 2012

   314-eater:

   The hardcore way to eat ramen:
   1. Boil water
   2. Eat block of ramen
   3. Drink boiled water
   4. Snort flavored powder
   5. Fuck bitches

   (via thehilariousblog)

2. photo post Sun, May. 20, 2012
   

   (Source: synodik, via skalpaca)

3. video post Sat, May. 19, 2012

   Advice on First Kisses, Stalkers, College Majors, and More

   (Source: privilegetoloveyou, via dalekkahn)

4. text post Sat, May. 19, 2012

   “Oh mrs pacman….

   yourbridgejumpingfriend:

   I would sex that bow right off your head. Eat those dots you naughty, naughty girl.” - the todd, scrubs

5. quote post Sat, May. 19, 2012

   So hey, new followers make me happy….like really happy!!!!!
   /(-_/-) cometh at me comrad!

6. photo post Sat, May. 19, 2012
   

   shhhh, drink this.

7. chat post Thu, May. 17, 2012
   • TYPE YOUR NAME:matthew
   • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW:matthew
   • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT:matthew
   • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN:matthewe
   • SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD:About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
8. photo post Thu, May. 17, 2012
   

   crownedprincesszelda:

   did-you-kno:

   Source

   well then..

9. photo post Tue, May. 15, 2012
   

   almaustral:

   Fluttershy and eevee’s

10. photo post Tue, May. 15, 2012
    

    youregoingtolove-me:

    rarity fanart for jackthepumpkinkingtobi 

We all come into this world naked, the rest is all drag. -Rupal